Good morning, everyone!

Willy Wonka here again, re-opening commissions for my services. You may or may not have heard of me, but before my arrival here I was a confectioner of some renown, and would love to continue that work here for all of you! I will take made-to-order requests for candies and chocolates (including for those of you with special ( Read more... )

Little Charlie Welles in the Big Mansion
A puzzle for children and adults, courtesy of the Cake Club
( Puzzle #1 - the Library )

Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail:

Gonna be busy most of the day. You still wanna check out those ruins tonight?

- Mr. McGregor

[original post has been censored by the nurses, new post reads:]
Does anyone know what "hydrochloric acid" is for?

[and a third post, undisguised but in Loompal (the language of the Oompa Loompas)]
It's a very funny ( Read more... )

Good morning, Cake Club! I hope you all slept well and have been keeping healthy since we last spoke.

I was wondering if we could meet up later, to talk about club activities. I have some fun ideas for making the Institute a happier place, but I think they should be a surprise for everyone else until they're ready. :)

Please do let me know if you can ( Read more... )

[Post, and all replies, was removed by the author just before the end of breakfast.] ( Original post reads... )

To my sweet-toothed informant:

I've got quite a supply of fuel for the fire, now. Let me know when you can pick it up.

- WW

[unsigned, with altered handwriting]
I am in need of the following items:

• A basketball
• One or more paraffin candles
• Wood glue

I have a mostly complete first aid kit (missing a few bandages) as well as some grappa (Italian vine liquor) to exchange for the above.

[on another sheet, in his natural hand]
Arlene,

We should probably meet tonight. I've got an ( Read more... )

I'll dispense with the usual long, rambling adverisment; I'm in a bit of a rush today. Here's the short version: I'm a famous confectioner where I come from, and I'm willing to bake, boil and brew to your order in exchange for second-floor cooking materials and chemicals (to help my craft) and samples from the local monsters (to analyze this place' ( Read more... )

Does this place have proper physical medical facilities anywhere? Heart monitors, IVs, that kind of thing? I realize it's a loony bin and not a regular hospital, but frankly speaking we're out in the middle of nowhere. It'd be a shame if something serious happened during the day and they had to send someone miles away for treatment.

GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES
~made to order~
AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR:
REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof
INFORMATION about the Institute's history
SUPPLIES AND TRADE GOODS, especially chemicals from the Second Floor labs
or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered

RATES NEGOTIABLE
FREE SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST


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